Black Roses Valentine

03/13/2009 -

Peer Leaders sent flowers on behalf of the Tobacco Industry to students and teachers of their school, with an exceptionally stalkery love letter, which you can read below.

To my dearest love,
We've known each other a long time. Your entire life I've
been watching you from afar. Now that you're getting older
I want to tell you how I feel.
I want you, I need you. I will spend billions on you. Actually,
I already have. You don't realize it, but it’s working.
Hopefully you will give in to my charm, and together we
will be everything you want to be.
People say that I’m no good for you, that I have an
addictive personality. They say I’ve killed half the people
I’ve made friends with. But I haven't hurt you... yet.
What do you have to worry about; after all, it's only me.
Can’t wait to have you in my grip
- The tobacco industry
p.s. - If you somehow manage to slip away from me... I’ll
just get your friends.